When President Bush crosses that 270 electoral mark, will Kerry be man enough to concede? Don't bloody count on it.

Several networks have now called both Florida and Ohio, for a total of 266 electorial votes. It's over guys, 4 more years of Bush!

While cable networks such as Fox are a little more cautious to call close races, ABC news has called Florida as a Bush win. ABC News jumps the gun? I'd love to see some of your faces right now...

With election day this, polling that, political spin all over, here's a little something to help you relax: desktop customization. As many of you know, Draginol is a major force in the Windows OS customization world. His company, Stardock, makes several top notch programs that allow you to change your desktop to suite your needs. Here's a little guide to help get you started. Here's a sample: Click for full screen preview The dark 'skin' over Windows is created using either Windowbl...

A fellow JU blogger has once again thrown out misconceptions about the south that are outdated and skewed, and it's up to me to set the record straight! Homosexuals: The south doesn't hate gays. Honestly, we really don't care what you do. Want proof? Look to Montrose in Houston, one of the largest gay communities in the USA. It's not known nation wide like San Frnaciso is, probably because it's just a regular community. No gay bashing, no killings, no protests...just good people, living toget...

We have been informed that the Islamic terrorists who hate our guts do notlike to be called "Towel Heads," since the item they wear on their heads isactually a small, folded sheet.Therefore, from this point forward, please refer to them as: "Little SheetHeads."Thank you for your support and compliance on this delicate matter.

A vote for Kerry is a vote for change... indicators point to that Kerry will instate a draft. You figure it out: John Kerry has claimed he will add to troop strength by 40,000 troops. Where will he get these troops? John Kerry has stated this week that he will appoint Joe Biden as Secretary of State. Joe Biden is co-author of the recent draft legislation, trying to re-instate the draft. This one is so obvious it's not even funny.

As Herman Munster stands poised to complete his purchase of the US electorate, we Republicans are looking forward to four years of broken promises and two faced policies undermining this great country. Instead of letting a Kerry Presidency get you down, here's my guide to not only surviving the next four years, but to enjoy them to the fullest! 1.) First, starting Jan. 21st 2005, send an email to the White House everyday. Address it to "President Herman Munster", and let him know only that "...

I'm amazed that ANYONE in this country is voting for Kerry. I can understand no agreeing with President Bush, heck I can even understand wanting him out of office... BUT HAVEN'T YOU FIGURED OUT THAT JOHN KERRY IS A RICH WHITE UPPER CLASS ARISTOCRATIC SNOB? HE'S NOT THE ANSWER PEOPLE! I just had to get that out of my system. The last thing on Earth I would expect from the Democratic party is to get behind a snobby white guy billionaire with 20 years in Washington as "the man". You know, a ...

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All hail to you, Grim Xozian, champion of the mighty bird! May your eggs gleam with might, and your crows be feared by those you would roost upon. May your feathers smite down all who would stand before your awesome span. May your beak, sharp and just, deliver vindication for those that have been plucked by miscreant bloggers, for the claw is mighter than [space] bar. Supplicants of Grim Xozian, partake in praising the leader of the avian revolution now! Caw his song across the plains and...

A quick thought for Democrats and Republicans alike; hasn't the music been really good for this election cycle? I'm sitting here working, listening to eMotive by 'A Perfect Circle', which is basically nothing more than an anti-war album. It's good, probably some of the best stuff Maynards put out since he did Aenema with Tool. And to think, all because he's upset with President Bush. It's everywhere this season, U2 is out and about, Green Day, a ton of country and pop music headliners releasing...

In light of the constant BS a few of our more liberal JU bloggers are spewing around here, I figured it was time to give a little. After being catagorized as a racist, an idiot, retarded, a war monger and a religious zealot, I've decided to sling my own accusations without any proof or reason, merely because it's the "thing to do". Did you know, that supporting a womans right to choose that Democrats have the blood of every aborted baby in the USA on their hands? They are responsible for the...

Well, it's true. I loaded up Quake 3 Arena today to see how it runs on this powerhouse of a computer I've built myself and discovered I suck. Not just suck, but I'm really bad at the game now, and I might be scarred for life because of it. I used to be a Quake3 GOD. Deathmatch was nothing to me, usually a 50 fraglimit match meant I gave everyone else a good 15-20min headstart of play time so they'd have a chance against me. Platform rail gunning, twisting and turning through the air without eve...