As Herman Munster stands poised to complete his purchase of the US electorate, we Republicans are looking forward to four years of broken promises and two faced policies undermining this great country. Instead of letting a Kerry Presidency get you down, here's my guide to not only surviving the next four years, but to enjoy them to the fullest!

1.) First, starting Jan. 21st 2005, send an email to the White House everyday. Address it to "President Herman Munster", and let him know only that "Kerry Sucks.". It's legal, it's your right, and the same message from several thousand people every day of a Kerry Presidency would be good for this idiots ego.
2.) Whenever you make large purchases (like big screen TV's and your new Mercedes), wear a t-shirt saying "You're waiting on me because you voted for Kerry.".
3.) Drop a "Schwarzenegger 08'" bumper sticker on the back of your BMW.
4.) Laugh at every Democrat you meet for the next four years. Break into historical laughter, mutter "Kerry? Kerry!" and just walk away.
5.) Leave 30% tips whenever you eat out, pinned with a note "Vote Republican 08'". After all, if Kerry can buy the Democrats vote, why can't we?
6.) When you are standing in lines for gasoline, wear your "My car won't run on Ketchup! Republicans 08'" t-shirt.
7.) Make certain to catch every single thing Teresa Heinz kerry says... it's certain to be a riot.
8.) Boycott Heinz ketchup and condiments. Bankrupt this company. After four years of higher taxes, a draft and other failed Kerry policies, make certain they've got nothing to look forward to when theyre voted out in 08.

Feel free to add to this list. Any anti-Bush stuff in this blog will be deleted, and you'll probably be blacklisted.
Comments
on Nov 01, 2004
MAO

Good stuff.

Plinko!!
on Nov 01, 2004
9.) Start making your "Anybody But Kerry" Stickers.
10.) Make a documentary about all the vactions Kerry take and make lies about all his desicions.
11.) Start your Vote For Change tour taking random irrelevant musicians urgin voters to vote for Mccain in '08
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on Nov 01, 2004
*rings deadzombie's doorbell*

"anti-Bush stuff!"

*quickly runs away to hide behind the hedges*
on Nov 01, 2004
I'm looking at picking up some camera and sound equipment now... time to pull a Micheal Moore and make up my own skewed POV on President Kerry. What angle should I take? Does kerry eat babies or is he a puppet of the European elite?
on Nov 01, 2004
Go with Kerry eats babies . . . you're likely going to have put on some weight and stop washing your clothes . . . are you OK with that?
on Nov 01, 2004
Tex! Who said I washed my clothes?
on Nov 01, 2004
He is a muppet secretly controlled by the resurrected LBJ.

Also, he is a good friend and was a protege of the Liberal named Adolf Hitler.



J/K or am I?

? Plinko!!
on Nov 01, 2004
Tex! Who said I washed my clothes?


Well, that's what Kerry said in the email he sent me telling me to not allow myself to be interviewed by anyone calling themselves "deadzombie."
on Nov 01, 2004
I was watching "Dawn of the Dead" last night and was amazed how closely the movie predicts a Kerry Presidency... people lined up for food, roaming the streets because they have no job, cities ablaze, global crisis... the chaos is going to be fun.
on Nov 01, 2004
Have you watched Shaun of the Dead, yet?

I found it particularly hilarious and you could say at least under a Kerry Presidency the Dead shall have their votes counted and voices heard!!

Zombie Plinko!!
on Nov 01, 2004
You sound awful worried for someone who's President was able to buy the last election! Whassa Matta? He outta Money for this go round?


Shh, you are supposed to forget about half of the US population voted for George Bush, and the other half voted for Gore, shh you know the truth is HALF of the US population voted for Bush and half voted for Gore. Money schoney.

Monetary Plinko!!
on Nov 01, 2004
Bye bye Mizrael. No anti-Bush trolling on this blog. You were given fair warning.