All hail to you, Grim Xozian, champion of the mighty bird! May your eggs gleam with might, and your crows be feared by those you would roost upon. May your feathers smite down all who would stand before your awesome span. May your beak, sharp and just, deliver vindication for those that have been plucked by miscreant bloggers, for the claw is mighter than [space] bar. Supplicants of Grim Xozian, partake in praising the leader of the avian revolution now! Caw his song across the plains and...

It happens every month: a new flu or cold cycles it's way through our house. Right at this moment I am sitting here with a fever, aches and pains and enough sinus drainage to remake The Blob. And it's all my wifes fault. She's always been susceptable to virus. From the time she was 9 days old, when she almost died from being sick, she's been fighting off one thing or another. She doesn't like being sick... she used to be a professional dancer, is in very good shape, eats much healthier tha...

Ok, I know I'm not supposed to name other bloggers in my entries, but I hope we can make an exception here. Brad, as CEO of Stardock and the driving force behind the goodness of Joe User, deserves a little jab once in awhile to keep him on his feet. Besides, I like the guy, even if HE IS THE DEVIL! Well, not the Biblical Satan intent on the downfall of man. More like Old Saint Nick, waiting to tempt you with your greatest desire at every turn. Brad does that, the tempting thing, and it's ti...

It is time for the truth. What do Republicans actually stand for? What is our true agenda? Now all may be revealed... By the ancient calander of our true masters, this day of Quiahuitl is the day of fate, within the month Acatl, or transition, in this year of Calli. Yes, today is the day of fateful transition for the west. Let all be revealed! As Republicans, we belong to a general sub-order of the Secret Brotherhood. Break down the name, and the derivative latin is there for all to see! ...

"Follow plan X if Scott Bakula takes the bowling ball from the blue mountain" Everything is going according to plan, my fellow Illuminatus. The American colonies are once again being led by a S&C initiate. Mr.Moore has successfully discredited the Alpha Centarians, our sworn enemy. The Iraqi war has distracted the globe from the Fraternitas Saturni. The men in black have switched Dan Rather with our own operative. The Templars will discredit Kofe Anon. EVERYTHING is going accordin...

I'm a forum junkie. I love the arguements about politics, religion and sex (all the things you don't bring up in polite company). Every forum has a place for a signature at the bottom of your post, and these are a few of my favorites I picked up some years back. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

You know what I'm talking about, I'm talking about you. Sitting over there, in a hooded sweatshirt looking all cool, like a gangsta. Is that it? You a gangsta now? RAGE! RAGE ON! My little red headed gangsta. You know I love you.

I awoke this afternoon (I keep strange hours) to my wife frantically trying to explain to me that something was 'living' in our car. She thought we had a small rodent or even the dreaded evil Drusilla (a bird we recently set free, more on that in another blog). I could tell immediatly that the problem was mechanical - the car was clicking, from somewhere deep in its depths. The kind of diabolical, monotonous clicking that lets you know something just isnt right. I fear our car. I refuse to dr...

All hail to you, Grim Xozian, champion of the mighty bird! May your eggs gleam with might, and your crows be feared by those you would roost upon. May your feathers smite down all who would stand before your awesome span. May your beak, sharp and just, deliver vindication for those that have been plucked by miscreant bloggers, for the claw is mighter than [space] bar. Supplicants of Grim Xozian, partake in praising the leader of the avian revolution now! Caw his song across the plains and...

It happens every month: a new flu or cold cycles it's way through our house. Right at this moment I am sitting here with a fever, aches and pains and enough sinus drainage to remake The Blob. And it's all my wifes fault. She's always been susceptable to virus. From the time she was 9 days old, when she almost died from being sick, she's been fighting off one thing or another. She doesn't like being sick... she used to be a professional dancer, is in very good shape, eats much healthier tha...

Ok, I know I'm not supposed to name other bloggers in my entries, but I hope we can make an exception here. Brad, as CEO of Stardock and the driving force behind the goodness of Joe User, deserves a little jab once in awhile to keep him on his feet. Besides, I like the guy, even if HE IS THE DEVIL! Well, not the Biblical Satan intent on the downfall of man. More like Old Saint Nick, waiting to tempt you with your greatest desire at every turn. Brad does that, the tempting thing, and it's ti...

It is time for the truth. What do Republicans actually stand for? What is our true agenda? Now all may be revealed... By the ancient calander of our true masters, this day of Quiahuitl is the day of fate, within the month Acatl, or transition, in this year of Calli. Yes, today is the day of fateful transition for the west. Let all be revealed! As Republicans, we belong to a general sub-order of the Secret Brotherhood. Break down the name, and the derivative latin is there for all to see! ...

"Follow plan X if Scott Bakula takes the bowling ball from the blue mountain" Everything is going according to plan, my fellow Illuminatus. The American colonies are once again being led by a S&C initiate. Mr.Moore has successfully discredited the Alpha Centarians, our sworn enemy. The Iraqi war has distracted the globe from the Fraternitas Saturni. The men in black have switched Dan Rather with our own operative. The Templars will discredit Kofe Anon. EVERYTHING is going accordin...

I'm a forum junkie. I love the arguements about politics, religion and sex (all the things you don't bring up in polite company). Every forum has a place for a signature at the bottom of your post, and these are a few of my favorites I picked up some years back. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

You know what I'm talking about, I'm talking about you. Sitting over there, in a hooded sweatshirt looking all cool, like a gangsta. Is that it? You a gangsta now? RAGE! RAGE ON! My little red headed gangsta. You know I love you.