ALERT: John Edwards causes global warming!

A vote for Cheney is a vote for the enviroment!

Published on October 19, 2004 By d3adz0mbie In Democrat

Proof that John Edwards causes global warming!

Don't destroy our childrens future - vote Bush/ Cheney in November!

Comments

mgosh

on Oct 19, 2004

Is that because he's full of hot air?

JillUser

on Oct 19, 2004

I would say he is a vain, metro-sexual sleaze but I wouldn't say he causes global warming any more than my 9yr old neighbor girl

Grim Xiozan

on Oct 19, 2004

I think he means the hairspray part...

- Grim Eye For The Dead Guy

d3adz0mbie

on Oct 19, 2004

Did you see all that aerosal? Clouds of poison being shot into the ozone...it makes me cringe to think thats only from one guy!

Dr Guy

on Oct 19, 2004

Did you see all that aerosal? Clouds of poison being shot into the ozone...it makes me cringe to think thats only from one guy!

nah, that was his closing arguments in the sham trials where he basically screwed the public out of their money to get to where he is!

But I know he will suffer! all those CP kids are going to haunt his asss and his fat ass wife (She must be Ashamed!) into the next existance! Hehehehehe

evilPidge

on Oct 19, 2004

in a nation that didnt elect nixon because of his 5 o'clock shadow, i'd be worried about my appearance as well.

Daiwa

on Oct 19, 2004

That's absolutely hysterical! Thanks, d3adz0mbie!

Cheers,
Daiwa

T B

on Oct 20, 2004

Hilarious. Why doesn't Edwards just get one of those plastic Elvis wigs it would save time, money AND the environment. I'm willing to give 3 to 1 odds that Edwards takes longer in make up than Elvira.

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