Tonight we look forward to a debate between John Edwards, psychic trial lawyer, and Vice President Cheney, known for his stoic business sense. Here's what I think you can expect:
If you aren't bored or lost by intelligent conversation, Cheney will win this. Known for being 'boring', Cheney sticks to the topic and descibes it in an intelligent, thoughtful manner. It seems this loses many people who probably just don't understand the complexity of his discussion.
If you want to know what President John F. Kennedy thinks about the issues, Edwards will win with a decisive psychic 'channeling' of the former Democratic leader. He might even let you know why your late aunt Ellie-May left the gas on in the family trailer last year. Luckily, Edwards wont be interuppted by the OTHER John Edwards (or Jerry Springer), who's shows don't air during tonights debate.
What do you think?