In these trying times of a world at war, serious political issues at home and abroad, I would vote for John Kerry this November.

First, and most importantly to me, he would get the French to commit troops to Iraq. I'm serious, he would. Democratic National Committee strategist Howard Wolfson, a close advisor to the Kerry campaign, told the US that Kerry would bring the French to commit troops, so I believe it will happen. As we Americans know, because of our debt to General Lafayette, the French are superb fighters who will bring their expertise to the battlefield along side our own US troops. This would obviously be key in the US winning Iraq and establishing peace in the Middle East.

Next, and almost important is John Kerry's sister, Diana Kerry, campaign to oust Australian Prime Minister Howard from office. Her repeated comments to the Australian public explaining to them why their staunch support of the US is wrong brings new hope to elitists everywhere. It's about time someone put those Aussies in their place. How dare a small island country think they could ever uphold Democratic ideals to the same standards as a great nation like the USA? And how dare they think that they can fight international terrorism? Diana Kerry is doing an excellent job of telling Aussies not to stand up to terrorists and to withdraw their support from this fanatical war the US is waging. It's obviously the Aussies fault that a few guys from the Middle East strapped bombs to their chests and blew up the Australian embassy in Jakarta. Stupid Aussies.

And while the French will solve our Iraq crisis and putting our allies in their place excites me to no end, it is none other than Teresa Heinz Kerry that would gain my full support to represent America. She's absolutely right to say that whoever doesn't agree with her husband on every single issue is an idiot. THATS the kind attitude a REAL First Lady should have. It makes me so happy that she understands most Americans are indeed "scumbags", and that if they get in your face they need to be told exactly where to go. Her unique use of the First amendment is fantastic, and her superior attitude is exactly what this country needs.

I could go on and on about why I would vote for Kerry this November. One last example might be his lack of any real position. This is brilliant! Follow this logic - terrorists hate us because of our ideals and policies, so Kerry refuses to take a solid stance on any issue or policy! Game over! The terrorists can't hate is if they don't know what we stand for! The mans a genius!

So there you have it, why I would vote for Kerry... if I was cerifiably insane.


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on Sep 30, 2004
The reasons you give are farfetched. The French will not send troops to Iraq because they have not major inteerest in that part of the World. The most important reason for voting in Kerry is that he will try to bring the War to a close. Of course, he voted for the War but that was a mistake and he has admitted as much in the Convention.
on Sep 30, 2004
. Good one. Insightful at the very least.

B.V. Reread, I think you are reading it in the wrong spirit.

on Sep 30, 2004
Bahu Virupaksha: Farfetched? Are you certain the French wont send troops? Howard Wolfson says they will. Even though the French says they wont send troops, I would take the word of a close campaign advisor over any French politicians any day. Shame on you for not believing!
on Sep 30, 2004
Why I would vote for John Kerry for President

By: d3adz0mbie
Posted: Thursday, September 30, 2004 on It's a Zombie Life
Message Board: Democrat
In these trying times of a world at war, serious political issues at home and abroad, I would vote for John Kerry this November.

First, and most importantly to me, he would get the French to commit troops to Iraq. I'm serious, he would. Democratic National Committee strategist Howard Wolfson, a close advisor to the Kerry campaign, told the US that Kerry would bring the French to commit troops, so I believe it will happen. As we Americans know, because of our debt to General Lafayette, the French are superb fighters who will bring their expertise to the battlefield along side our own US troops. This would obviously be key in the US winning Iraq and establishing peace in the Middle East.


YES I'm certain! The french have already stated catagorically that they don't care WHO wins, they ain't sending troops! Check here.
Link

on Sep 30, 2004
*laugh* Very good article, even as a Kerry supporter, I laughed all the way through it...
on Sep 30, 2004
drmiler: Again, like our foreign friend above, I think you missed the point of the article...
on Sep 30, 2004
I've been saying this all along! We need a president thats willing to model himself after Jacques Chirac and mold our country into the beacon of light that is France (gag)-(recovers)
That great leader is John Friggen Kerry and I will vote for him (in the next french election)
on Sep 30, 2004

Reply #6 By: BakerStreet - 9/30/2004 5:30:23 PM
drmiler: Again, like our foreign friend above, I think you missed the point of the article...


No Sir, I missed nothing! The man made a statement about why he would vote for Kerry. One of the reasons given was that Kerry would get French toops involved in Iraq. I simply refuted *that* portion of his statement and then gave a link to back up my statement.
on Sep 30, 2004
How dare a small island country think they could ever uphold Democratic ideals to the same standards as a great nation like the USA?


yo, DeadZombie,

The French not withstanding (and I am a full fledged Frog), Australia is not an island, but a continent!

you just blew the Aussie vote! Call DK back. She is wasting her time now
on Sep 30, 2004
From an intrusive, snobbish American point of view, Australia is, unfortunatley, an island.
on Sep 30, 2004
No Sir, I missed nothing! The man made a statement about why he would vote for Kerry. One of the reasons given was that Kerry would get French toops involved in Iraq. I simply refuted *that* portion of his statement and then gave a link to back up my statement.


You are missing the sarcasm, Doc.

- GX
on Sep 30, 2004
More BS
on Sep 30, 2004
The funny thing is that these reasons make more sense than the real reasons to vote for him!