Arafat has surprise meeting with St.Peter

Published on November 10, 2004 By d3adz0mbie In International

Nov. 10th, 9PM EST. Mohammed Abadul-Raouf Qudwa Arafat Al-Husseini, more popularly known as Yassir Arafat, left this Earthly realm due to complications from liver and kidney failure. Upon arrival in Heaven, Arafat was somewhat shaken to discover St.Peter, the Jewish convert that preached the teachings of Christ, awaiting him at a large gated structure. Arafat was overheard muttering "Allah?" before realizing all those people the Fatah guerrilla movement blew up really were Gods children.

Further dissappointment came to Arafat when St.Peter kindly informed him the proper translation was "77 ripe olives", not virgins. At this time Arafat could not be reached for comment.

Comments

Eastern Diamondback

on Nov 10, 2004

Good F'N Riddance

Psikotik

on Nov 10, 2004

While he was a bad guy, you shouldn't mock the recently deceased. Wait a week or two.

kingbee

on Nov 10, 2004

what was arafat's counter offer?

Eastern Diamondback

on Nov 10, 2004

While he was a bad guy, you shouldn't mock the recently deceased. Wait a week or two.

Hey, I held back for two hours. Doesn't that count for something?

mgosh

on Nov 11, 2004

Two hours is pretty generous

island_gurl12

on Nov 11, 2004

Hahahah! hilarious! Owww, shouldnt mock the dead i know, but cant help it right now!!!

Bunnahabhain

on Nov 11, 2004

Good F'N Riddance
...to Bad F'N Rubbish

d3adz0mbie

on Nov 11, 2004

Well, at least the guy wasn't martyred.

kingbee

on Nov 11, 2004

or so the french would have you believe...

Psikotik

on Nov 11, 2004

kingbee - yeah, I've heard more than a few "overly-generous" quotes about his contributions to the world from other countries. There is a difference between these countries showing respect and kissing a thugs ass.

whoman69

on Nov 11, 2004

Right now France is in the mode that anything that is in opposition to the American imperials is OK, whatever that means. Its lucky we weren't thinking that way in 1944 and bypassed France.

Gideon MacLeish

on Nov 11, 2004

My personal belief is that Arafat has been dead since they flew him from Palestine and that it was kept under wraps until the successorship could be determined.

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