Nov. 10th, 9PM EST. Mohammed Abadul-Raouf Qudwa Arafat Al-Husseini, more popularly known as Yassir Arafat, left this Earthly realm due to complications from liver and kidney failure. Upon arrival in Heaven, Arafat was somewhat shaken to discover St.Peter, the Jewish convert that preached the teachings of Christ, awaiting him at a large gated structure. Arafat was overheard muttering "Allah?" before realizing all those people the Fatah guerrilla movement blew up really were Gods children.

Further dissappointment came to Arafat when St.Peter kindly informed him the proper translation was "77 ripe olives", not virgins. At this time Arafat could not be reached for comment.
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on Nov 10, 2004
Good F'N Riddance
on Nov 10, 2004
While he was a bad guy, you shouldn't mock the recently deceased. Wait a week or two.
on Nov 10, 2004
what was arafat's counter offer? 
on Nov 10, 2004
While he was a bad guy, you shouldn't mock the recently deceased. Wait a week or two.


Hey, I held back for two hours. Doesn't that count for something?
on Nov 11, 2004
Two hours is pretty generous
on Nov 11, 2004
Hahahah! hilarious! Owww, shouldnt mock the dead i know, but cant help it right now!!!
on Nov 11, 2004
Good F'N Riddance
...to Bad F'N Rubbish
on Nov 11, 2004
Well, at least the guy wasn't martyred.
on Nov 11, 2004

or so the french would have you believe...

on Nov 11, 2004
kingbee - yeah, I've heard more than a few "overly-generous" quotes about his contributions to the world from other countries. There is a difference between these countries showing respect and kissing a thugs ass.
on Nov 11, 2004
Right now France is in the mode that anything that is in opposition to the American imperials is OK, whatever that means. Its lucky we weren't thinking that way in 1944 and bypassed France.
on Nov 11, 2004
My personal belief is that Arafat has been dead since they flew him from Palestine and that it was kept under wraps until the successorship could be determined.
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